If I were asked to come up with the best possible graffiti removal system I would probably err on the side of simplicity. Turns out, “The World’s Best Graffiti Removal System” has accomplished something to that effect, minus the error. Like the name suggests, their token “Graffiti Safewipes” have combined ultimate effectiveness with unrivaled ease. The feat is performed effortlessly: the safewipes are moist, chemically-enhanced towelettes that function similar to babywipes or paper towels. To operate: take towelette, wipe surface, and rest. The process is easy enough that a small child can do it.
For paint-over conformists, the graffiti safewipe system might be met with some skepticism. But what the safewipes lack in complexity, they make up tenfold in effectiveness and liability-protection. The safewipe is not the time-tested wet-cloth approach. The failures of the paper towel model have long been published, even languished. The graffiti safewipes secret follows a simple formula: material-removing chemicals plus towelette makes for a wiper’s dream. Chemicals do the dirty work—no more extra towels for your sweat.
For those paint conservatives who feel that paint-overs can do the trick just fine, the safewipes have all the perks of safe restoration while having none of the regrets of a botched paint job. Give a man a paintbrush and he’ll cover your graffiti, plus everything underneath or to the side. Staying inside the lines is hard for toddlers and grown-ups alike. The graffiti safewipes, on the other hand, have none of the paint-over disaster stories. There is no mess, no screw-ups, and no-liability when you’re merely wiping away the graffiti underneath. The hardware store paint guy cannot ruin your wall with the wrong paint when you’re using graffiti safewipes.
To all the skeptics, Safewipes provide a revolutionary system for removing graffiti by making the most effective system into the simplest one. The hardest part is putting on the gloves that come in the box.
